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Subject:a rant about flowers......
Time:11:55 am
Current Mood:booooooored.
y'know, i hate fresh cut flowers. i love flowers in gardens and yards and fields and such; those are alive. but there's just something about flowers that have been picked or cut sitting in a vase with water that creeps me out. it's like looking at a corpse made to look like it's still alive. it's disgusting. cut flowers remind me of decay and death, while flowers that are alive and still in soil remind me of youth and life.

i need to get out more.
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Subject:...i even put this in the wrong journal last time.
Time:10:54 am
doot doot.. you know this community isnt just about crazy compulsiveness...

so i guess i should really change the subject. does anyone have any fun stoner stories to tell?
this one is called

"the first bag of weed that i actually purchased"

one friday, adam(failedheroes) and i are planning a two man stoner party at his house, while i am to buy the weed.
i ask this one guy who sits right in front of the person next to me in history class, named joey. and hes this really dumb thugeroo type guy. anyways. so im supposed to meet him in front of the steps on friday after school. i do that, and his friends pull up and give us a ride. im thinking that they will take joey and i to get the weed, but they want to put in with me. so on the way we have to go through so much shit, like getting a tv from a house(were they stealing it? fuck, i dont even want to know) and selling it for cheep to joeys mom, who had to get into the crowded car with and go to the bank just to pay us. soooo... it was a long long wait. and all just for a terrifying night for adam and i.
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Current Music:Marcy Playground - A Cloak of Elvinkind
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Subject:Superfluous Compulsions
Time:01:17 pm
Current Mood:Sobering
I thought of something interesting and compulsive about myself that might be of some interest. I have to have people in proper position and relative distance from myself. I am sure many people have that. One thing I can’t stand though is people behind me or in my peripheral vision; sitting in a restaurant is a tactical move for me as I get nervous when I eat around people I don’t know and start imagining how uncouth I look when I eat. I also can’t stand people standing when I am sitting.
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Current Music:Radiohead: Go to Sleep
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Time:02:19 pm
pooples, this is my first post in this community thing. hmm, a strange about myself i'm a bit obsessed about ridding body hair, and just hair in general. i simply can't feel comfortable with myself if i feel or see hair on my arms or legs or anywhere other than my head and my eyebrows, even if it's just stubble. i go through like 2 or 3 razors a week, i shave so much.

and, since i wear a lot of dark/black clothes and have 3 cats and 2 dogs, animal fur on my clothes really bothers me. i won't leave the house unless i run over my clothes with packaging tape first.

also, i can't fall asleep unless i'm listening to music. my parents told me that they had a radio in my room when i was a baby, so i suppose that's where it came from.
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Current Music:wind chymes
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Time:10:12 am
Current Mood:lala
you know, alot of people ask me, "jared, do you talk to yourself?"


no.
no i dont.

but anyways. i tend to be very obsessive/compulsive about a few things. like the volume on the tv. i dont like it when i have it on a number without a five or a zero. sometimes.. i wont look at it.. and ill just turn it up until i like the way it sounds. but.. then i get disturbed just knowing that it most likely has neither a five nor a zero, so with my itchy brain, i press the buttons again.

EUDORA WELTY IS SUCH A CONFUSING AUTHOR.
ugh. so unorganized.
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Current Music:Boy George - The Crying Game
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Subject:In reply to skarletbeg0nias
Time:08:00 pm
Current Mood:pensive
HA, that causes me to hark back to my father's sex talk with myself. My father is a Baptist from Indiana who told me, as a child of 7, that sex out of wedlock is both sinful and not in the least pleasurable. The man also told me that masturbation is a great and horrid sin. When I was 10 my father told me about his experiences in Alongapo, that’s in the Philippines (he was in Vietnam), where he went into port regularly and bought this prostitute. By far the most ironic thing about my father is that when I was approximately 8 I one day rummaged through my fathers closet to find this telescope I wished to use to look out on the town and whilst rummaging through I found a very oddly textured object that felt like oily rubber; it was covered by some piece of silken fabric. I removed the wretched object from its place of concealment only to find an 18" dildo that was 3" around. I have yet to recover completely; the only question is why an unmarried man would by and 18" long dildo.
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Current Music:Dead Kennedys - Holiday In cambodia
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Subject:In reply to liamcools
Time:11:13 pm
Current Mood:amused
I rather enjoy the article of clothing during coitus too, shirt for me but a large one. One "interesting" thing about myself is that feel uncomfortable if I am in a room and not looking at the door to see who is coming in and out; I also hate with a passion broken up ramen noodles when making Top Ramen. I actually have a science to making Ramen Noodles and, if said formula for making them is broken, I will throw the noodles away and start anew. I also like the look of people with bloody noses too. I don’t fully understand why it has emerged as this substitute for hedonistic desires, that is an exaggeration, but I love the look of someone with a bloody nose; not violently done or anything like broken, that’s thoroughly appalling and twisted. But just heavy bleeding from the nose let to drip over the lips and not dealt with I find mesmerizing. Dear Christ, I thoroughly hope I am not making an analogy in my gulliver ‘twixt something vaginal and the nose.
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Current Music:Squirrel Nut Zippers - Hell
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Subject:Oxymoron 2
Time:06:11 pm
Current Mood:amused
Another interesting thing I saw (under the whole oxymoron field) The other day I saw a confederate flag, the symbol of session in the civil war and all around beating minorities, on a Toyota pickup truck. My question is, are people naturally this ignorant or does some cosmic force say "Hey, I like foreign cars, but hate foreigners, how can I combine the two?" I swear to god some people ought to be beaten with an oar.
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Subject:Oxymoron 1
Time:06:10 pm
I have seen the most beautiful Oxymoron; I saw a Jew with a Jewish Pride tattoo (kind of cool) but the funny thing is that in Jewish testament you can’t be buried as a proper Jew if you have a tattoo, of any sort. I find that to be one of the funniest damn things I have ever seen, almost as bad as Christens proclaiming "Love Thy Brother" while claiming god hates minorities.
Tell me what you think, religious people absurd and facetious or devout and divine?
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Time:05:52 pm
tell all your friends and family and cult members of this great community you belong to!
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